Jamaican Culture
3 Jamaican Jokes: "A Slow Boat", "HiJack" and "Magic Trick"
Published May 13, 2013One day, an ant, a butterfly and a snail were hungry and decided to run a boat.
So ant said to butterfly,"go fly out some food dung a di shap nuh"
Butterfly said," mi too tired"
So they were all cussing and going on bad, until snail said "alright gi mi di money mek me go".
Three days later they were wondering where snail was with the food and started to cuss.
Suddenly nearby they hear," yow unnu stap cuss nuh unnu wah mi nuh badda go"
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Jamaican Joke: HiJack
Peter stood up in the plane and shouted 'HiJack'.
Chaos broke out in the plane.
People were running around.
Jack stood up and said ' Hi Peter' I did not know you were on this flight?
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Jamaican Joke: Magic Trick
A Jamaican and Guyanese went in a shop. As they were busy looking, Guyanese guy stole 3 chocolate bars.
As they left the store,Guyanese said to Jamaican,"Man I'm the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me, u cant beat that"
Jamaican replied: "u wa see something better, mek we go back to the shop and I go show yuh real tiefing"
So they went to the counter and Jamaican said to the Shop boy: "yuh wa see magic?"
Shop boy replied: "Yes."
Jamaican said: "Gimme ah chocolate bar." The shop boy gave him one, and he ate it. He asked for the second, and he ate that too. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.
The shop boy asked: "But where's the magic?" Jamaican replied: "Check mi bredrin pocket,u go find them."
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