How are all my loyal fans doing? Well, a jus cum back from me long stay inna Canada. Bwoy dem Canadians really treat me nice you see. Anyting wey Ms. Dulcie want, Ms. Dulcie get.
How are all my loyal fans doing? Well, a jus cum back from me long stay inna Canada. Bwoy dem Canadians really treat me nice you see. Anyting wey Ms. Dulcie want, Ms. Dulcie get.
Likkle most me hen up moving dere far good. But me love me Jamaica too much fi abandon hit.
Beside, me like fi climb de Hackee and bredfruit tree pon Sunday mawnings an cook-up me nice brekfast. Canada nice but me naw give hup mi sweet Jamaica fe de custed cowl wedder.
Since me cum back, me haff wan hole heap a mail from hall ova de Wul. Lorks have mercy!
Hit really mek me heart feel good fi knoe sey al dem de people follow Ms.. Dulcie hadvice. Bless uno….you ere?
Today me a go read wan letta dat shake me from me head to me toes. A get bex afta a read de letta from dis fadder inna de Bahamas. Hall you parents please lissen hup.
Dear Ms. Dulcimer:
How are you keeping these days?
I hope by the time this letter arrives to your dwelling, that you would have returned from your Business trip in Canada.
I am writing as a father who is outraged and disappointed. Please allow me to explain….
Recently my thirteen year old daughter announced to her mother and I that she was pregnant. This came as an overwhelming shock to us because she was always shy and withdrawn. We had no idea that she was even attracted to boys or even knew any outside of her family and classmates.
After much research on our part we found out that the person she is pregnant for is a fifty-something year old man. Apparently he befriended our daughter on her way home from school and they developed some sort of relationship. My wife and I are being told that this is a growing trend, where much older men are seeking solace with extremely young school girls because of their innocence and lack of life experience.
This man has filled our daughter’s mind with all sorts of romantic notions and delusions by making her empty promises and pretending to offer her the world. He tried to win her over by buying her all sorts of gadgets, toys and clothing, before she realized what was happening he had already absorbed her being with his deceptions.
My wife and I are trying to live down the shame of this whole fiasco, because as it turns out this man is married with grown children, a bit of information he neglected to tell our daughter.
Ms. Dulcie we did everything right. We sent her to good schools, tried to stay on top of her whereabouts, yet this dilemma happened practically in our backyard. The man in question is the owner of the local Harberdashery in town, occasionally my wife brings my daughter on the errands she runs and that’s how he became acquainted with her. We never thought anything unusual when she offered to help out with the errands or went out bike riding.
Since my daughter’s pregnancy, the father of her baby has denied the whole affair, he refuses to have anything to do with Simone or her medical bills. He has treated her in the most disdainful manner, it really pains my heart to see her going through this horrible situation alone.
Despite everything that has transpired, Simone has elected to have her baby however, her mother and I will be taking on the challenge of raising a fourth child. As a father, I feel that I have failed my daughter terribly. Both my wife and I are distraught and disappointed over these events and we can’t seem to get pass the maybes and ifs.
I have written to you because we are desperately in need of your consolation and advise.
We appreciate any comments you may have on the matter.
Sincerely,
Outraged Father
Dear Outraged Father:
Me sorry to ere about you daughta. Dat is a disgrace an abomination to de Lord!
What dese big men want wid dese likkle pitney dough eh? Dem jus fresh hout a bobby socks an pigtails an dem a try fe tun dem inna oman before dem time. Dat is sickness!
Babies havin babies….Children gettin ole before dem time.
I doughn’t knoe much bout you fambly dinamics, but hall I knoe is dat when Hingrid did likkle me hallways tell are sey, “No tek nutting from no man hunless you willing to pay de price, an fe dem price you no want pay.”
Yu knoe how much time me used to fine Hingrid wid hexpensive jewelry and all kine a roonkus poonkus. Me jus kinely march ar back to de giver an mek ar return it. Cause as a ole reloux oman, me knoe dere are hallways strings attached.
Yu see dese kids nowadays, you haffi shadow dem, mawning, noon and night.. You may do hevryting right, but dese havassharks out dere is very slick an before you knoe hit dem gawn wid you pickney. Dem set dem astray just so. Now a not saying dat yu and yu wife ar bad parents, is just dat you cyan’t leve dese yung ones hup at all. Yu haffi mek dem be haccountable hall de time. Yu muss knoe who dem wit, when dem wit dem and how long dem gweying to be wid dem. Hif you feel funny bout anyting doughn’t do it!
A parent’s intuition is hallways on target!!!!
Well, as far as dis ole brute is concerned, him deserve a thwap! But me not telling you to get yu self in trouble. Leave him to God and God will tek cyare a him “nicer” dan you can himagine. As far as de hole issue hof im denying de sordid haffair. Mek im tek a paternity test, den hall him into fambly court far chile support, a big hediot like im mustn’t shierk im responsibility.
I tink dat yu wife an yu handle de situation as well has can be expected.. Simone is very lucky to have understandin parents like uno. But hif you haf anymore girle children at home, watch dem good and doughn’t mek dem stray from you not heven far a second. Also, de wan dem dat seem like dem cyan’t mash ants, is de wans wey you haffi watch closer dan hall de pickney dem. Dose are de ones dat are easily lead inna de wrong direkcion.
I will pray far uno. Tek cyare till next time.
Ms. Dulcie