Ms. Dulcie Sey: Uno Unda Mannas! It's Me Ms. Dulcie! Saying howdy-do from RJR Radio Station inna Jamaica. I guess me really reach de big time now. Me a talk to people pon de radio. Rahted! Me is truly inna de big leagues.

Ms. Dulcie Sey: "Dem Ungrateful Like A Pig!" Ms. Dulcie gives advice to a nun who raised five children who are now grown. They have forgotten where they came from and have left the nun really sad.

Ms. Dulcie Sey: Strange Tings A Go On, Nutten But Drugs! Howdy all hof mi fans! How is all a you doin? Me ope sey uno hallright yu know. Well, me wuz inna foreign fi a few months but missus. Me haffi land back a JA quick. Too much strange tings a go on. De drugs dealer dem a tek ova everyone an evryting. Tru dat, mi haf tory fi ge uno, me naw go read no letta today.

Ms. Dulcie Sey: "Fretration Naw Go Solve De Problem!" In "Fretration Naw Go Solve De Problem!" Ms. Dulcie gives advice to parents with teenagers who are learning to drive.

Ms. Dulcie Sey: "A Comin Dere Jus Now!" How are my wanderful folks doing? I wish hall hof yu is doing fine and dandy. Me cyan stay long disya time wit uno me haffi dash to me dear fren Hesmeralda inna Chicago. Rite now de elicopta a hova ova me roof top mi haffi fly to Miyami and den mek de connexion.

Ms. Dulcie: "You Surrounded By Nuthin But Impostas!" Cheerio! Hall you wanderful people. Ms. Dulcie jus tep hoff a de plane from Hengland. Me a suffa from jet lag you see, but me dida haf fi mek dis ya trip, cause me precious daughta Ingrid was a haf de fittin’ fi ar Weddin Dress.

Ms. Dulcie Sey: "Dem Juk Yu Pickney?!!!!" Hello Chilren of de Universe! How is hall hof you wonderful folks holdin up in dis ya fia an brimstone wedda? Lord, Jesus! Jamaica umid cyant dun. Through dat me a go book wan flight go a Alaska fi a few days. Mi fren Mrs. Sandringham did hinvite me fe visit ar cabin in de woods.

Ms. Dulcie's Hollywood Edition: "A Wey Wrong Wit Dem?" Ms. Dulcie Hollywood Edition: "A Wey Wrond Wit Dem?". Well, since me las chat to unno Ms. Dulcimer Robothom has skyrocketed into the “hey” list. Mi mail box full hup hevry day wid all kina hinvitation fi go a de White House or some swanky Gayla sumwhere.

Ms. Dulcie Sey: Mek Me tell Uno Bout Mi Days Wuk Inna Malibu Howdy-do to all mi fans dem hall ova de wul. Lord! mi miss chat to uno you see, but has uno knoe Ms. Dulcie haffi mek ar bred an butta. De odder day mi a shop a store an who mi buk hup. No Missa Hanna, de man whe hown hole heap a material store hall hova Jamaica.

Ms. Dulcie Sey: Sage Dem Dung!!! Greetins and Exaltations! Ow is aall mi wanderful folks doin? Ms. Dulcie is mekin hout ar Chrismas list fi de cantankerous granpickney dem. Fi mi grandchilren dem no deserb even a starlight, dem gi me bodderation, so till me feel like sey me a go ave body come down.

Ms. Dulcie Sey: Ms. Mattie Dead! A Who Dat? Greetings mi loyal readas! How art thou? Well de criminal dem a hact bad inna Jamaica you see, dem a siphon out de sky juice bag dem from de sky juice man, an if dat nat bad henuff.

Ms. Dulcie Sey: "A Shine Yeye Gal Is A Trouble To A Man!" Ow hall you decent folks doin out dere in de wonderful world? Well, Ms. Dulcie alright you knoe hexcept fi mi pressha, me is doin fine an dandy. You knoe de ongly reason mi pressha so high is because me an Ms. Bharanggasang go fi dinna hat dis place call…”Hot Stew?….Hot Frying Pan?……Me cyant rememba de name. All de same de mackerel did salt cyant dun. Lawd! Me head start urt me same time.

Ms.Dulcie Sey: "De Elderly Ar Sitting Ducks!" Greetings & Salutations mi dear fans! How har all hoff uno doin? Well, me is feelin like a real ole reloux lately, wid de Crismas Halliday and now Heaster a com, mi tiad cyant dunn. Lawd, Ms. Dulcie need fi tek sum tonic fi henergize ar self.

Ms. Dulcie Sey: "Black Bwoy, White Gal, What a torey!" Ms. Dulcie Sey: Me cum from JA wey fi owa motto hiz outta wan many peple. Dat mean sey, we hall iz mix-up, so we haffi talerate heach odder. I doughn’t tink anyone iz hall caucasion or hall black. Dere hiz hallways a grey harea. Me knoe sey me go a fareign an see sum white people wey look like dem coulda have soum Jamaican inna dem.

Ms. Dulcie Pon De Nile: Ingrid's Weddin Hallo out dere mi wanderful fans! Well, de day as come we me haffi give me one likkle wash belly pickney away to ar intended! Afta ow many month a preparacion de day as com we me , Ms. Dulcimer Peaches Robothom haffi hand fi mi sweet gal pickney to dis dress makin bwoy. Lork a massie!

Ms. Dulcie Sey: "Yu Wukin Fi Which Man?" Alo mi gracious fans, ow uno hall doin roun de wul, Hevry where you tun dere is fracas dere, fracas everywhere. Can you himagine sey me jussa a mek hit back from Russia? De plane get redirect inna Mogadishu, Den mi hend hup inna Kinshasa, iza wanda me nevva did fine myself hinna Hiraq?

Ms. Dulcie Sey: "Dem No Have No Consantration!" Howdy-do hall hof you fine folks hout dere inna de worl ! Well, Ms. Dulcie haf sum intrestin news far hall hof yu readas. I will be migrating to Canada far a few months, me a go start wan radio show dere fi a while. Hafta tings get sekkle den me will cum back a JA an continue on at RJR as dem special consultant as hallways.

"Dulcie Will Tell You" Welcome our newest Advice Column "Dulcie Will Tell You" by fictitious writer Dulcie Robothom . In this months column Dulcie gives advise to a young lady with an unfaithful boyfriend.

Dulcie Will Tell You: Rumours Dem Spreading In this months column Dulcie gives advise on "Spreading Rumors"

Ms. Dulcie Sey: "Dem a revolt pon di fancy, shmancy, gal" Hi dere mi wandarful fanz, ow is hall hof uno doin? Lorks a mercy, the yeir just a run hoff so quick, before uno knoe hit, it will be Chrismass. Bwoy iz true wey dem sey, yu no fi rush yu life 'cause time fly quicka dan uman beins. Me no knoe hiff mi get de sayin right but it go sumting like dat.

Ms. Dulcie Sey: "Tek U Gal Picney in Hand!" Howdy-do all uno folks out dere inna de wul. Ow iz hal hoff uno feeelin dese days? Me feel sey hevry badie inna dem mood dese ere days. We hexperiancing too much crime, hinflation an de damn drug hinfestation. Iz a pity she no haff no bredda fi go pay im a visit. Mek im see ow it feel fi wuk simady ova. What a brute do eh?
 

Ms. Dulcie Sey: "Iz De Patty an Cocoa Bread me did eat! Mi dere fans ow iz hall hof uno doin dese days? Lawd! Jamaica hotta dan ell, dat's why me tell hall a de pickney dem fi be good 'cause dem no wan go a ell wey dem hexperience heverlasting heat hall de time. Well, me waz so hexcited fi get mi letta dem, becauze me waz mos hexcited bout  de new hissue of Peple Magazine. You knoe, Ms. Dulcie like fe relax an read bout de Merkan celebrite dem. Sumtines me get really carried away..............

Ms. Dulcie Sey: "What a way dem greedy and gravalicious!" Greetins an Salutations to hall of mi readas an lisseners!  Ow iz hall hof uno standin hup to de Recession? Lorks mi deres hevrywhere yu go people is bog dung inna doom an gloom.

Ms. Dulcie Sey: "Wen sunshine an warm wedder de a fareign peple get haunted!" Hi dere fans ow iz uno hall keepin dese days? Well if uno hanswer fenky-fenky dat iz hunderstandable 'cause de wul az we hall knoe hit iz dwindlin away slowly but surely. Well haz uno hall knoe, Ms. Dulcie cyant keep quiet, me hall hova de wul dese pass few days. Me go look fi Hingrid and ar ole relux husband ina Etiopia, den me tek she an de granbebe go a Disney Wul. Hafta dat,  me go traight shru to New Yauk. What a haul an pull hup!

Ms. Dulcie Sey: "It's all bout May Penn!" Ow are mi wanderful fans doin dese days? As, uno hall mussey knoe by now, sey dem a try fi bun dung Jamaica ova wan custed Drug Czar. Me sey, from Tivili Gaardens hall de way back a Roquefort dema bun dung de Police Station dem.  Jamaica Defense Force a run hup an dung de street fi fine dis ya bwoy wey dem cyall Doondoos, Hall dem a do a chase dem hown shadow. De bwoy gawn bout im bizness lang time.

Ms. Dulcie Sey: "Yu Hown Peple A Do Yu In!" Ello dere mi fateful fans, ow iz hall hof uno dweyin hout dere inna de corrupted wul. Lorks hof mercy! Mi tiad fi lissen to de news an ere hall of de treacharous tings peple is dweyin fi suvive.

Ms. Dulcie Sey: "Dem Ban Mi" Good Mawnin and Good Heveling me wanderful fans! It hall depends pon wey uno iz inna de Wul.  Ow iz hall hoff uno doin out dere pon de Globe?Well tings iz haard all ova fi hevrybadie. Juss de odder day me go look fi Mista Chin who run wan pika-pow shop dung de road, guess wey me fine hout?

Ms. Dulcie Sey: "Mi No Wan No Wuthless Pickney!" Howdy-do all mi faitful fans out dere. How is all hof yu keepin? Lawd! Ms. Dulcie was inna Geneva de odder day, through Ms. Dorcas an ar Pantomime Troupe. Dem hinvite me fe go to de French Alps fi ski. Lord Jesus Christmus! Now me knoe wey di Jamaican Bobsledding Team hexperiance.

Ms. Dulcie Sey, "Redy wen yu are!" What a trial and tribulacion gweyin on inna de Wul? Poor  Haiti get mash-up, mash-up from wan custed eartquake an hevry minute sum "rookus-poonkus" a go hon inna de globe.