"Big Bottom Gal" block up traffic all de way a Cheval,

She laugh an sey it a baby phat,

But we all know betta dan dat,

De gal luv fi nyam cyant dun,

She mussey eat bout ten snow cone,

Den wen shi finish polish off dat,

She drink malted milk from wan big ole vat,

Lawd Jesus! Can you heva imagine?

De gal bigga dan wan house machine,

Har husban cyant heven mention de word diet,

Cause straight away im haffi stay at de Hyatt.