Piking on me as if I don't exist,
Bullying your way of life because yu tink sey yu cris,
Me nah tek yu foolishness,
Me we gi yu a BOOF sealed wid a kiss!

Chat all yu want, chat till yu start chant,
Yu cyant intimidate me!
Yu is jussa tick dat tink im is a flea,
I am confident of my pedigree,
BOOF again! False fren,

On yu words you shall choke,
Mi no tek drugs, an ganga mi no smoke,
Mi humble feelings I must emote,
Boof one more time!
Yu is nuttin but old tyme slime,

So what yu got your kicks!
I'm serving up a BIG BOOF mixed with some Horlicks!
Yu probably don't know what dis is,
But I'm sending yu BIG BOOFS anyway wid some warm wishes.