Mi talk to de pickney till mi cyant dun,

She still a mek up naise an a run roun town,

De pickney ayze def cyant dun,

She tink sey evryting is all fun,

Is nat dat ar ayze have wan problem,

Is dat she no tek time fi clean dem hout,

She hav wax bill up till she def an piple haffi shout,

Dem teach ar sign language fi elp ar self,

What dem really need fi do a gi ar peroxide haff di shelf,

Pickney if yu a read dis,

Behave, and clean out yu ayze wid sum vicks and jayze.