A Who White Fowl Mi Nam?

Dem haf mi bizness de pon rooftop,

People a look pon me like me is wan cyclops,

Me no knoe a who white fowl mi nam,

Me no care who chat bout me,

Even if is de King a Siam,

Dem obsessed wid me affairs mawning, noon and night,

Watching how much time me go, stay or take flight,

Dem a mine my situation like de economy of de nation,

Yet dem can't solve fid dem hown tribulation,

Me no knoe a who white fowl mi nam!

But me leave dem to de Great "I AM",

Dem a harrass me like porcupine,

Mi nevva did nam no whole white fowl,

Hafta me not no swine!

MYOB!