Grannies Unite Against Terrorism,

They fight against it, as if it were botchilism,

They are relentless and will use any tactic,

Trying to elude the terrorists with religious fanatics,

They stake out the airports and major byways,

It gives them something to do with their days,

Never underestimate the scrutiny of a Granny,

She can see through any plot that seems weird and funny,

Grannies could charm Attila the Hun,

Making him obedient, and compliant,

He would beg to abscond,

Grannies have wisdom for our ages and beyond,

This is why they unite for a very important cause,

It's all in their day's work, no need for applause.