"Movie Star"
*(Nothing like a Jamaican family to keep it real)
I am a star of film and screen!
You become grounded when a family member tells you,
"Tap talk bout flim and preening!"
They give a whole new meaning to being a star,
To them, you are simply an ordinary person,
Being a "Movie Star" is like being wuthless and boddersome,
It's better to be bright and exude wisdom,
Proclaim you're a Rhoads Scholar and they would praise you up like Mick Jagger,
Being a "Movie Star" is like piercing their hearts with a dagger,
If you got an Emmy they wouldn't stammer,
They would yell at you, "Go hang up yu clothes pon a hanger !"
"This "Movie Star" talk is a real bummer,"
"Just go invent something,"
Maybe then we'll throw a party in your honor.