Jamaica

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Ms.Eunice

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Mi cum from country fi mek sum money,
So mi go a Kingston fi wuk as a nanny,
Di pickney dem was so disorderly,
Dem all ova di place like peeny wally,
Is alright dough 'cause I'm gonna tek dem in hand, an wen I finish dem will understan,
"Ms. Eunice", dem se, "We only want to have some fun."
Wen mi look roun di bed dem bruck dung,
Dem mek a mess! Dem ya pickney a cause mi too much distres,
"Lawd a mercy! di pickney dem hurt me." Mi cant tek dis
ya botheration no more,
Mi tek mi bag an go strait tru de door,
Ms. Eunice neva experience dis ya behavior before,
Mi radah go a Mexico an be a matador.