De worka cum fi wuk,
All day long im a chat ow him bruk,
Im tek a fortnight fi fill hout de forms,
Dem im a smile an kin up im teeth wid im charms,
Monday im wuk den im start fi choke,
Tuesday im call in sick cause im miss im fren Rick,
Wednesday was half day,
Im only do de wuk half de way,
Thursday im mek a mess because he was feeling distressed,
Friday im show, but his arthritis acted up in the snow,
Exclaiming, "A hurricane is coming!"
If it does,
I gotta go.