Dear President Georgie Bush,

Its Granny writing to you,

I took the job since no one else could get through,

Pres. Georgie what happen to you?

Some people are saying you join a cult,

That's why you don't know what to do,

Pres. Georgie, say it isn't true,

I was so proud of you on Inaugural Day too,

Listen, I don't mean to cause any trouble,

But do you think you can bring the troops home on the double?

Take a little while and "catch" yourself,

Do you think you can let me know by the twelfth?