Dear President Georgie Bush,
Its Granny writing to you,
I took the job since no one else could get through,
Pres. Georgie what happen to you?
Some people are saying you join a cult,
That's why you don't know what to do,
Pres. Georgie, say it isn't true,
I was so proud of you on Inaugural Day too,
Listen, I don't mean to cause any trouble,
But do you think you can bring the troops home on the double?
Take a little while and "catch" yourself,
Do you think you can let me know by the twelfth?