Samfy Man sey im com from Europe but live inna Japan,

Dress to foul foot wid im umbrella inna im han,

Im knoe everybody cyan dun,

Speaky-spokeing all day, talking bout all kina nation,

Im sey im mek nuff money inventing Ferrol Tonic,

Fe all yu know im sell guinep dung at Coronation Market,

Im swear im nevva been dere before,

Im only design de door,

Me look pon im an laugh,

Cause im give imself wey wid a made inna Jamaica scarf,

Yu know de ones we de higgler dem sell,

De next ting me fine out,

Is dat im sell pepper shrimp inn a de shell,

Pon junction route,

Mi sey Samfy man, yu betta hush yu mouth,

Stop chat so much foolishness, you brute!