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  1. #1
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    Anedda emba-rathing hexpirience

    Awrite, mi put in some braids inna mi head esee, jus fi di summa caw I haffi gi di head a res fra di creaming dat always bun out mi kayahole an seep into mi head an disturb mi sanity (dat is one theory). Anyhoot, mi did di twiss or locks or waddeva.


    Well my dear jamericanadish friends I went to a meetn where all di important peeps was dere- some a dem dat mi nuh too too like. So mi inna meetn an mi get a phone call an mi grabs up di phone quick quick caw mi did figgat fi puttie pan vibrate, and same time smaddy walk inna di room an mi swish round and den exit fi tek di call.

    Well I returned to di table an mi siddung an mi rub mi head tap- u know, like likkle above mi ears deh. An I notice dat dere was a space. Yes a space by where a piece of locks should and did was been!!!!!!! I happin to glance to my right side an right pan di table couple good inch fram where mi sit dung was di offending runaway escaped bigath strand of curly q braid. Lawd mi hawt skip a beat. It cocks off likkle bit like it wenna guh tek a stage dive offa di table too. Mi aize dem stawt fi bun an I had a irresistible urge fi laff.

    The stran a weave was luxuriating in betwixt me an a fella dat I don’t particularly love an appreciate. Mi an fi him yeye mek 4, an mi dis focus pan di smaddy wah didda tawk. I swivel rung innna di chair an try fi get closer to mi wayward stran a weave. I stretch out mi han likkle an push mi paypa dem in di general directian a di likkle vagabond stran, but mi really coulden close enuf widdout mi haffi git up.

    I will tell oonu dat di focus of di meetn was ‘jesas chris how mi a guh pick up da sitn deh’ and the otha agenda item was ‘bump it, I coulden care less’. They close di meetn wid ‘nobaddy nuh notice anyhow’. Which mi did really glad fa. Now as mi a pack up mi likle tings, mi notice di shoes of Mr Mi-nuh-like-yu-an-mi-know-u-nuh-like-me-needa was standing ova mi. I looks up an him wenna hold the vagrant stand betwixt im thum an forefinga wid im pinkie at hi salute, like imma sip queen lizbett tea.

    Hear my man “Does this belong to you?”

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    Re: Anedda emba-rathing hexpirience

    OMG! Sumaddy pick mi up affa de floor!!! ~~~waaiiiiiieeeee~~~ [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    Oh lawd, mi cyaa even comment caw lawf a kill mi [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]


    Every obstacle is an opportunity in disguise.

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    Re: Anedda emba-rathing hexpirience

    woieee!!!! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
    am a deading ovah here [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]


    bigger badder and browner !

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    Re: Anedda emba-rathing hexpirience

    *BOAL* - -wwwaaaiiiiiiiiiii - Lawks a feel it fe yuh... sarry fe laugh but it funny bad!!!

    my mother - yuh know dis coulda onlge happen to eeda yuh, mi or Wendy...

    [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

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    Re: Anedda emba-rathing hexpirience

    Mi say mi come back fi say whe mi waa fi say, but it fly outta mi head to rhatid!!!!!

    Lawd, mi a ded [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]


    Every obstacle is an opportunity in disguise.

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    Re: Anedda emba-rathing hexpirience

    yep [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

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    Re: Anedda emba-rathing hexpirience

    BOAL [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] waaaiiieeeeeee me yeye dem a run wata wwaaiiieeeeeeee [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
    Today is the tomorrow that you were worried about yesterday. Was it worth it?

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    Re: Anedda emba-rathing hexpirience

    (((Tuffy))) [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
    <span style="font-weight: bold">A we sey IGLAZ FI LIFE!!!</span>

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    Re: Anedda emba-rathing hexpirience

    so you claim de wayward braid or wah?

    you betta pray my man let aff sittn so oonu get back to a level playing field an im no ha nuttn ova you. maybe you shoulda check if im shave im chest hair or sittn like dat...
    <span style="font-style: italic">All Glory to The Hypnotoad!</span>

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    Re: Anedda emba-rathing hexpirience

    funny ting enuh, mi nuh too too trus dem tings here caw mi wi a walk wrung di house an see evidence of one an 2 dat do di suicide dive outta mi head. Dem specially love fi dweet inna di shower.

    wen mi did fus gettie ppl always a touch touch, an mi tell dem couple time, mine it cum owf inna u han enuh.

    oonu tink it betta fi ei drap out an u nuh know or youda preffa know seh it abandan u?

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