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  1. #11
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    Re: So Mom's visiting from JA....................

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'm 2 aisles over and I here the most God awful belch that scares the hell out of the boys and somebody saying &quot;tank yuh Jesus&quot;. </div></div>



    my grandma used to do this too...and then she would she would hit her arm and tell me seh she have gas eena har arm and belch loudly again ( or leg or some other body part here )

    when she came to visit i would have to &quot;translate&quot; for her too (in the stores)

    (((((grandma))))
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    Re: So Mom's visiting from JA....................

    BOAL!!!

    jamaicans are di ongle ppl weh can have gas inna dem han foot an back
    <span style="font-style: italic">But si yah! Yu nuh easy! [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]</span>

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    Re: So Mom's visiting from JA....................

    Leff de ooman and doan sen ar home

    Had an aunt up here - she's still here and I've had to adjust - she's not from here - ain't never gonn be from here - and I had to adjust when I came too - thank God I was able to.

    So hey, sit ar down, talk to ar, and whatever she grasps - GREAT. Whatever she doesn't, den a suh.

    And explain your background to your children. I think that it would be great for them to understand why Grandma talks like that...and tell dem u used to talk de SAME WAY TO

    Can't deny de culture - that's what makes us so special - Did I say this account was DWL funny?
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    <span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Now all has been heard; here is the conclusion of the matter: Fear GOD and keep His commandments, for this is the whole duty of man.</span></span>

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    Re: So Mom's visiting from JA....................

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Skelli0n</div><div class="ubbcode-body">BOAL!!!

    jamaicans are di ongle ppl weh can have gas inna dem han foot an back </div></div>

    Doan figet u toe!
    <span style="font-size: 14pt">Ecclesiastes 12:13</span>
    <span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Now all has been heard; here is the conclusion of the matter: Fear GOD and keep His commandments, for this is the whole duty of man.</span></span>

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    Re: So Mom's visiting from JA....................

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: worshiPRaiserPDB</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Skelli0n</div><div class="ubbcode-body">BOAL!!!

    jamaicans are di ongle ppl weh can have gas inna dem han foot an back </div></div>

    Doan figet u toe! </div></div>

    oh yes! not to mention ketch cole inna yu foot waieeeeeeeeeeee~~~~
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    Re: So Mom's visiting from JA....................

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JJandMel</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
    We live dead smack in the middle of town now........and Mom is yet again intent on being herself!!

    ,....... but I still have to live in this town. People around here at one time found it hard to believe that I was Jamaican.......but not after meeting Mom!!!


    <span style="font-weight: bold">Worse,</span> the folks at work have requested that I bring her up to the office so that they can meet her.....

    Nnnnnnooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!</div></div>


    It sounds to ME as if you shame of you mother.

    Anyhooo, your signature sums it up nicely. <span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"> &quot;It is better to be hated for you are than to be liked for who you are not&quot;</span>



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    <span style="font-weight: bold"> Lookie here you... Take this [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/smiley-violent081.gif[/img] and go GET A LIFE!!!</span>
    <span style="font-style: italic">Don't be Jealous of My Very Own Fabuliciousness and Fabulattitude Jamaican in Me [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/blushing2.gif[/img]</span>

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    Re: So Mom's visiting from JA....................

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Curmudgeon_Milo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

    God bless her! (((MOMMA))) </div></div>

    <span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-weight: bold">While you still have her around, healthy and hearty...<span style="font-size: 14pt">God bless her</span>!!</span></span>
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    Re: So Mom's visiting from JA....................

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Skelli0n</div><div class="ubbcode-body">BOAL!!!

    jamaicans are di ongle ppl weh can have gas inna dem han foot an back </div></div>

    So my family is not the only ones who belive this.

    Thank you Lord! Wi nat alone!
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    Re: So Mom's visiting from JA....................

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JJandMel</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
    First, she raised hell about the 30lbs of pork that we have in the deep freeze. (she's 7th Day Adventist....)Frankly, we are not and we have no intention of giving up the other white meat.



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    mii luv yu mom attitude soo oww cum yu neva inherit dat part aff ar pasanalitee


    yu mom iss rite fii bunn fiyah pon yu fii 30lbs aff pork inn yu freezer, especiallee widd de swine flu ting a gawn. yu meen fii tell mii oonnoo nyam dat much arnald. dat natt rite
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    satire protected speech soo more fiyah

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    Re: So Mom's visiting from JA....................

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Littleman</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Curmudgeon_Milo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

    God bless her! (((MOMMA))) </div></div>

    <span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-weight: bold">While you still have her around, healthy and hearty...<span style="font-size: 14pt">God bless her</span>!!</span></span> </div></div>



    agreed

    even though she may make you cringe with her ways, I'd still be happy to have her around so that you can stil cringe abouti it

    these are good stories and memories you will have after she si gone and so will your children too. Dont love her more after she is dead cause she is such a character appreciatethe jokes she gives you and your family now.
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