Learn the Jamaicanized version of the Internet "shorthand". It was developed by our Jamaicans.com bulletin board members and have been used on our bulletin board for years
As a new person to the Jamaicans.com bulletin board (or if you get email from our members), you'll probably be struck by the fact that a lot of the messages contain odd-looking words and punctuation. Your Jamaican friends may even been sprinkling these word and words and punctuation in email communications. Well it is a Jamaicanized version of the kind of "shorthand" that Internet users have developed so they can express certain thoughts and emotions without wasting time typing them out. The words and punctuation were developed here by Jamaicans.com members and have been used on our bulletin board since 1995. If you are new to Jamaican patois you may need to see our Patois Dictionary
AFR = All Fruits Ripe
AO = Alms Ouse
BC = Box Cover or Blood C****
BOT = Back On Top
BIB = Baggy Ina Bungle
BOABDL = buss out one big dutty laff
BOAL = Buss Out A Laff
BOWLAFDOOMB = Bowed Ova Wid Laff An Fawl Dung Out Of Mi Bed
BPT = Back Pon Top
BYBAL = Ban Yuh Belly An Laff
CAS = Crack a smile
DWL = Dead Wid Laff
DWLTMPUMS = Dead Wid Laff Til Mi Peepee Up Mi Self
DWLAPUMS = Dead Wid Laff And Peepee Up Mi Self
FR = Fe Real
GDAB = Go Dead a Bush
KMN: Kiss Mi Neckback
KYAWO -Kut Yeye and Wheel Out
LIH = Lick Innu Head
LM = Likkle Mo
MAK = Mi A Kinpupalick
MT = Mo Time
MPD = Mad People Dem
MYODB = Mine Yuh Own Dyamn Binezz
NR = Nuff Respect
ROTFWL = Rolling On The Floor With Laff.
TWY = Tek Weh Yuself
XA = X Amount
=== * * * = :BRAP BRAP:
-o-^-o- = :kutyeyes:
,,n,,^,,n,, = :batting yeyelashes:
(++++++++) = :longhellabakissteet:
******(oo)----(oo): = :wheelout: