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    Re: We hear sey....Tories fram dung a Kuntry

    Mi noh beleive seh ie 2 a uunnnooo sidung a chat bout mi cusin Melva,afta yuh Sweetsap puppa breed har aan seh a noh him Wen yuh pa use to com fram markit a use to be de fuss place him tap fi count him change aan gi har big jill a coconut ile wid likkle rice aan suga aan den feel har up Yuh neva noh seh ie tek a wile fi dem figga out seh a him did a fingle de poor ting because shi neva eena har rite sense aan coulden memba seh a Mass Zekel im nyame. Rite now if yuh gu roun a de back mi anty haffe dash weh di wan khiah mattrass wa shi di buy fram Mass Joe dawta wa gawn a farrin. Soh wen yuh aan de wan bang belly Chrissy a spread rumor mek sure seh yuh get de tory propa
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    Chrissy u did memba Miss Tilda jrunkie jrunkie dawta de wan wey nayme Patsy mi hera sey shi did gi Flotto Flotto gunnorea one time and when him tackle har bout ie she tell him sey a because dem did dweet eena sun hat a dat mek..
    Mi hear sey wen him did go a de haspital im tell de dackta dat im have leaks sey him liff up heavy baskit dung a mawkit and ie mek him have leaks...mi sey wen mi hear mi naily dead...mi fren Bev did eena the odda examination room an hear when him tell de dackta so and she buss a big dutty laff and de dackta had to sen har out a door...
    Bev sey u shoulda a hera him a chry kanvince de dackta sey a de load wey him liff...aye sah

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    Re: We hear sey....Tories fram dung a Kuntry

    Originally posted by yardy:
    [qb] Mi noh beleive seh ie 2 a uunnnooo sidung a chat bout mi cusin Melva,afta yuh Sweetsap puppa breed har aan seh a noh him Wen yuh pa use to com fram markit a use to be de fuss place him tap fi count him change aan gi har big jill a coconut ile wid likkle rice aan suga aan den feel har up Yuh neva noh seh ie tek a wile fi dem figga out seh a him did a fingle de poor ting because shi neva eena har rite sense aan coulden memba seh a Mass Zekel im nyame. Rite now if yuh gu roun a de back mi anty haffe dash weh di wan khiah mattrass wa shi di buy fram Mass Joe dawta wa gawn a farrin. Soh wen yuh aan de wan bang belly Chrissy a spread rumor mek sure seh yuh get de tory propa [/qb]
    mi sey deaf eays mek people tell lie and in dis yah cahe bline eye mek people tell lie caa a diffrant set a people u dey chat bout wi noh kno dem dey people wey u dey tawk bout

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    Re: We hear sey....Tories fram dung a Kuntry

    Originally posted by Sweetssop:
    [qb] mi sey deaf eays mek people tell lie and in dis yah cahe bline eye mek people tell lie caa a diffrant set a people u dey chat bout wi noh kno dem dey people wey u dey tawk bout [/qb]
    A who she Sweetssop, a who fah pickney she be, a nuh she come fraw ova Barracks?
    A muss di rang setta peeple dem she dey tawk fi chue caw mi nuh noe har, a so peeple dead an nuh noe wha dem dead fah. She betta galang guh mine har biznizz.
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    Eff yuh neva tell mi now sey a nuh yuh blood fambly mi wudden noe eh nuh, caw mi always ere yuh granny sey a nuh so she raise none a har pickney ar gran pickney, mi swear she was har blood...but now mi noe, effa chue yuh dey tawk. Effa laff a pap up, mi noe di big belly man whey she used to dey wid, we used to call im Blanch suga daddy, an Blanchie boops, one day mi si di man bodout shut, im gut so big das im nayble dey anda im chin, eff yuh tink a lie mi dey tell, mi swear ***spit pon finga an point to di sky***
    Yuh si yuh granny dey, mose addi torey whey my granny ere a she bring dem come dung a mi yawd, yuh si wen dem two ole ooman dey lap dem frack tail an sidung outa di ole kitchin pan di bamboo seat whey mi mad uncle bill, dem comb troo evry baddy torey wid fine teet comb, dem nuh miss out nutten narr no bady.
    A fi yuh granny fuss mi ere wid di gunnorea torey, poe mi tink a gun Gladys gie Buffy, yuh memba a so we did use to call di bwoy caws im teet dem did buff outa im ed, dem used to chubble im an sey im teet dem dey pan im lip. Lawd a massy, mi used to love gwaan like mi dey play wid mi dally tings dem an dey lissen di two ole ooman dem chat, natta villige lawya nuh noe peeple torey like yuh granny. Mi baffle ova di gunnorea torey so till mi ere fimi granny now sey how she see Buffy dunga clinic fi guh si di nerse fi get some purple an green capsull fi clear up di gunnorea...dat did soun nasty yuh si, das why anytime mi go gie one likkle peece mi mek sure sey mi gat one french letta, an if mi nuh gat none, mi rung guh buy one kisko pop an eat eh faws faws an use di kisko bag, caw mi nuh want fi ketch nutten, werse like ow mi granny did tink mi wassa virgin till mi a 18, poe she nuh noe wha used to gwaan roun a back arr when she gawn a bush gaw gie grampa lunch. But mi nuh fool fool, mi mek sure mi tell di bwoy dem sey eff dem mek one werd fly outa dem mout mi mek mi uncle chop dem up, poe bwoy dem ketch dem fraid, caw dem noe mi uncle wussa mad man.
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    Re: We hear sey....Tories fram dung a Kuntry

    Originally posted by ChRiSsY72:
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    Originally posted by Sweetssop:
    [qb] mi sey deaf eays mek people tell lie and in dis yah cahe bline eye mek people tell lie caa a diffrant set a people u dey chat bout wi noh kno dem dey people wey u dey tawk bout [/qb]
    A who she Sweetssop, a who fah pickney she be, a nuh she come fraw ova Barracks?
    A muss di rang setta peeple dem she dey tawk fi chue caw mi nuh noe har, a so peeple dead an nuh noe wha dem dead fah. She betta galang guh mine har biznizz. [/qb]
    no sah mi tink a waan mad ooman wey cum fram dung a Vere...she noh come fram bout yah at all..mi hear sey shi go a Englan and de ice full up har head an mad har [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

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    Chrissy u did memba Nerva granny wey name Miss Kahrow..what a ooman couda cuss and den every sunday she gawn a cherch and mek sure sey shi siddung right up a front and oh be onto the smaddy wey mek de msitake and siddung eena fi har spat...and she did ha waan grandson wey name Harville feem madda did dead mi sey fly couldnt pitch pan Harville or no baddy couldnt even look pan him to hard she ready fe cuss dem
    Miss Kahrwo did ha waan son wey name Breed and him did marrid to waan ooman wey name Valdi who use to jrink and jrunk an cuss
    Miss Kahrow did ha waan nedda sone wey name Sam who use to teef peeple go and carry dem go sella Macooks Pen pan sundeh
    Mi sey what a sey a fambily did tan bad.
    Fe Nerva fadda him did name Bulla and him wife did name Georgie mi sey she did Hugley u see man if you a walk a dawk nite and si har dey cum u betta dash salt and run caa u woullda ha nightmare dat dey nite ie see...
    Mi sey wne mi Karro did dead everybaddy eena de districk did fraid u see...caa she use to walk and cuss badd wud ...fe husband did name Sarjant what a mand did ugly and shaawt,,,him did ha waan bredda wey dem call Hendri Mangoose
    memba if you seem and a go call im so u betta plane fe run and site rack stone awho
    Mi memba one time wen dem did a do cash program road werk and dem bwoy who did a werk wid im did get some egg trash and hide ie and den dem go pretend sey a buck dem buck up pan dem so dem coulda mek game afta Hendri Mangooose sey a him teef the fowl egg dem an nyam dem

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    Patsy neva dead laws year? Mi cudda swear a she cow did buck an bruk awf one a di hawn inna, an she dead rite pan di spat. Yuh memba dat? it was so sad, mi neva guh ova di bush guh look pan di baddy atall, mi an dem peeple a neva fren anyways an alla di sista dem did fayva so mi neva noe dem diffrant mi call dem any nayme mi memba if mi haffi sey anyting to anyone a dem, plus dem ansa to any nayme...dem bwoy used to call dem Miss Tilda octoplett, di 8 a dem did fayva so till.
    Mi cyaa figet wen di cow did buck har, di cow did dead to caw di hawn did bruk bad, mi hear sey di owna fiddi cow Mass Sylvan bring im butcha nife an scale wen im ere, limb up di cow same place an sell im beef fi half price...fi di whole week di evry baddy inna di community nyam beef fi dinna. Mi hear dem bwoy always dem mek joke sey eff crowd neva come quick, Mass Sylvan wudda sell di dead gyal fi prime stake. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

    Mi laff atta Flotto when mi hear sey im did ketch di sitten fraw Patsy, serve im rite, caw im didda gwaan like im nuh deal wid dem gyal dey, mi ere no nite cudden paws an im nuh fling pebble pan di house tap, two pebble im fling so bip, bip an Patsy noe sey a fi har call dat, den she tell har madda sey she deh guh dung a di tilitt, a dung dey dem used to meet, no wanda she did sumell so bad. Flotta tawk bout 12 diffrant torey fiddi one sinting, mi hear wid mi two haze dem wen im didda tell some bwoy sey a chew becaw im ride dankey an jrap awf an lan pan im back im back strain so im gat di leak, den one nex time when mi did teef out fi guh watch di karachie show uppa di bamboo lawn mi ere im dey tell one nex bwoy sey im neva gat nutten caw wen im did dweet wid Patsy dem did dweet inna riva, an yuh cyaa ketch nutten when yuh dweet inna riva, mi nuh beleeve dat. Mi cyaa figet di time when Flotto Flotto did tell, Wingie fi jrink pepsi an lay dung flat pan har belly afta dem done duh outa-awdaniss fi nuh get pregnant, dat bwoy always cum up wid some chupid sinting, no wanda dem dey ketch dizeeze anda dem kakah, caw dem nuh practice fi proteck dem self, di gyal dem dis as bad.
    Wha Bev tell yuh sey she did uppa di dacta fah? Wha mek she nuh tawk fi har torey? All di same a yuh fren so mi nah sey nutten, mi hear a bout di fiff belly she dash whey.
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    Re: We hear sey....Tories fram dung a Kuntry

    Originally posted by Sweetssop:
    [qb]no sah mi tink a waan mad ooman wey cum fram dung a Vere...she noh come fram bout yah at all..mi hear sey shi go a Englan and de ice full up har head an mad har [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [/qb]
    Awoe, mi noe arr, di whole setta dem mad fi chue, mi hear sey dem guh a Inglan guh look up pan di clack whey name Big Ben. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] no wanda mi neva recagnize har, aye sah, mi ere sey she an har fren gat trait jackit dey wawk wid, mi ere addi same trait jackit she did ave awn an har fren bruk sawff jrinks bakkle an cut di jackit inna di back so she get out a it an di two a dem run outa di hospital.
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