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  1. #1
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    Do you Go to Church?

    DO YOU GO TO CHURCH?

    A friend was coming out of church.

    Preacher standing at the door pulls him to a side and says "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"

    Friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."

    Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"

    He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

    I am thinking...do you smell smoke?

    FKA-DC

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    Re: Do you Go to Church?

    Ha! Good one!
    ""Let your words always be gracious, seasoned with salt" (Col. 4:6).

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    Re: Do you Go to Church?

    That's Roman\Alexandrian trash. Jesus say I do nothing in secret. Nevertheless, I think church is as much waste of time as watching TV.

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    Re: Do you Go to Church?

    You don't need a church nor a preacher to talk to your god.
    He's everywhere if you believe in him/her/it.

    That said, if you talk to God you're praying but if HE talks to you then you're considered mad aren't you ?
    Question authority.

    My stuff: http://www.etsy.com/shop/landandseaglass

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    Re: Do you Go to Church?

    If you don't fight for what you deserve, you deserve what you get.
    We are > Fossil Fuels --- Bill McKibben 350.org

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    Re: Do you Go to Church?

    imo too many people attend that huge mega-church....









    ...St. Mattress

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